neal
wizard in black
well, you're in luck because its not a perfume, its for your own erotic smelling i.e. wanking.
Vagina in a bottle!
- Thread starter Captain Beard
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Dead Winter
STAHP
I know it's not a perfume, but after you put it on you're still gonna go around smelling like pussy even after the wanking.
Metal head87
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Dead Winter
STAHP
You could really embarrass people with this thing. Put little drops all around the room and watch the look on people's faces when they walk in. EVERYONE knows what pussy smells like, so you could have a laugh watching them try to figure out what it is or watching them realize what it is while they try to keep from saying something.
ScientistOfDarkness
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Your idea is both disgusting and brilliant.
A: "So what did you do today?"
B: *exhales*
A: "I see..."
A: "So what did you do today?"
B: *exhales*
A: "I see..."
ZANEX
Alone Within My Lunacy
Simply brilliant. But, are you refering to the original POLICE version or the newest Machine Head cover off the song, or your own creation. Any version is good as that this is a great song no matter what.
Zane
neal
wizard in black
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
neal
wizard in black
Reminiscence
Oblique and Nebulous
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
Malergion
Complex pain
I'm in favor of one that smells like vagina and old-lady-cream...see, now *that* would be really embarrassing.
MorganJ
Budding Maniac
It is amazing what people will try to sell you these days! :zombie: It could come from a ugly fat sow.
ZANEX
Alone Within My Lunacy
Seriously, Machine Head do justice to this song, and i think it Kicks Ass. I love the original Police songs like: Message in a Bottle, Spirits In the material World, Every Breath You Take, Synchronicity, Murder By Numbers, etc... but would love to hear other bands cover the songs.?!
Zane
