Teh Grimace said:k, ill have something in a couple hours. ill write it specially for you.
edit: actually im just gonna crap something out.
You're such a funny little monkey!
Why don't you just cut your bullshit and say - "no, I don't have any original material to offer; furthermore, I'm just a one-dimensional bassplaying fuck who could not in a million years execute multi-instrumental tasks, much less compose and perform the content of an entire album completely by myself". You're the only one so far who's been talking shit about my music here, and that's fine, but I fucking dare you to go and "crap something out" that would even touch it. And I mean everything - vocals, guitars, synth, bass, and yeah - the "drum machine" that you find so discrediting. I hand-program every friggin' sound on my drum tracks and put a lot of effort into it. Fuck, if a drum machine is such a joke to you, then listen to a song called "Black178" on my page and program something more technical and more metal than that - I dare you. I'll be the first to say that undoubtedly there are people out there who can "crap something out" that would stand up to what I write/play, but I seriously doubt that YOU are one of them. All YOU do is write thousands upon thousands of drunken bullshit posts in mere months, criticize decent music, attach photos of your Jack Black-looking ass "playing" in rather questionable environments (see above), and ultimately crumble when someone asks you a simple question - "got anything better?"