Vihris's Unholy Blasphemies Against Metal

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I think Cythie has the right idea with the user-centric review thread, so I'll go ahead and try my luck with this one.

I'm slowly getting back into the swing of writing reviews, and trying to get a feel for the new style I want to use when I start posting to my site again. I just whipped one up tonight that I was fairly satisfied with, after listening to the new Triptykon album for the first couple times, so we'll start there.
 
Triptykon - Eparistera Daimones (2010)

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Tom G said:
Triptykon will sound as close to Celtic Frost as is humanly possible, and the album I am working on will feature all the material I envisioned for the successor to Celtic Frost's Monotheist. I desire the album to be a darker, heavier, and slightly more experimental development of Monotheist.

Nothing too deceptive about that pre-release announcement there. Tom's 'debut' album with Triptykon does very closely mimic the sound of the last Celtic Frost album, Monotheist (along with recycling over 100 ideas from it and -- er, wait... were there even 100 ideas on Monotheist to begin with?). The sole major difference I can discern on ED (lol) is that it is rather 'deathier', and indeed Tom breaks out some actual death growls on occasion, as opposed to his signature cacophonous squawking. Who knew the man was so versatile!

If there's anything distinctively misleading about the above quotation, really, it's the phrase "slightly more experimental". I listened hard, now, and I believe I heard what Tom was referring to: about 80 seconds of piano playing wedged into the middle of "Myopic Empire". Whoa there now, Tom, you're really pushin' the envelope with that one! You might have even offended the sensibilities of two or three A.D.D. goregrind addicts who are allergic to clearly audible melodies. Sadly, the piano bit is far too pretty for the length it is given, coming to a nice poignant ending before the guitars roar up again and Tom starts croaking "Myopic empire..." over and over again.

As with most metal albums, I didn't pay much attention to the lyrics, and most of the ones I could discern reminded me of something the Undertaker would say when trash-talking his opponents on WWE Raw ("Ah shull feed on yur decay... YEEUHH"). Not exactly a stark contrast with the lyrics of Monotheist, though I think there were at least a few tasteful and near-poetic lyrics on that album. Quite honestly, I can think of no good reason to listen to Eparisdiarrhea Daimones instead of Monotheist, unless it were to hear the adequately tight old-school death metal throwback "A Thousand Lies", in which case you might as well be listening to an old-school death metal band to begin with.
 
Death Angel - Killing Season (2008)

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Death Angel have always been a band of hits and misses to some extent, but never to my memory have they shown such poor songwriting taste on a single album as with this one. The sound is okay, mind you -- in true Asian form, these guys are aging quite gracefully and showing no signs of slowing down. Just listen to that scream Mark introduces himself with on "Lord of Hate", and you'll believe it yourself. They're still thrashy, by god, and that's enough to score at least a small emotional hit -- especially on "Buried Alive", which gets off to a slow start but finally pulls out all the stops about halfway through to deliver a nice satisfying climax. That and the catchy opening track, however, are the only ones whose melodies don't make me cringe from utter atrocious putridity. I know I can't write the band off yet after the talent they showed on The Art of Dying, but I sure hope it doesn't take them another 14-year hiatus to come up with some decent material.