Viking Rap, yes you read right, Viking Rap.

[LunarTower]

If Vikings did Freestyle Rap...
By my friend Mike, a bigtime A.A. convert as of late, get a guy to buy a Falkenbach album... and this happens.

(Mike wants you guys to have his AIM SN for feedback)
(SN: Amon Amuff)

Fuckin up your village - niggaz make a clammer, smack your bitch in the face with thors good war hammer

what what nigga?

boats set sail ans arrows fly, viking niggaz get ill like odins one good eye. gettin bitches and gold - shit doesn't get old, goin through fjords - shit gets cold...

play on playa OH DAYUM! (aka: damn -end notation)

Chillin' in my 'hood
Christians up to no good
So I pick up my axe like a real nigga should.
Ya'll niggas can't front on how real this is
Comin' at they necks like a Fenris- Wolf
niggaz get shook
My life, my pride, it's viking!, nigga- ...and we could fuck up pirates!

(Oh yeah... by the way, this is called a Joke, we have them in America... not to be taken seriously, just for shits and giggles folks)

 

[ColdDarkNord]

stupid shit

 

[spaffe]

hehe it's quite bisarre but still pretty funny
we can only hope ganstah-rappers wont contaminate topics like this... let them take care about the bitches and goldchains

 

[Johnny T.]

shit, get him to put that to a beat and i'd probably piss my pants with laughter.

 

[Patric]

Hahah...I like the Viking Niggaz part, that was fucking funny. All hail the Northern Pinewood/Racoon Ghettos!!!

 

[Aggressor]

I would kick anyone's ass who made Viking rap

 

[wildfyr]

aahahaha! nice to see you are not all humorless drips!

 

[gcele]

"shit doesn't get old, goin through fjords" » Haha! That's hilarious!

 

[christcrusher]

HAHAH that was pretty fucking funny...lame, but funny as hell!!!

CHEERS

 

[TexunNYC]

I think you and your friend would be welcome at my dinner table anytime . . .

this shit cracked me up!!

 

[Muff]

Russians are definitely boring, and I am the rap king of the metal world.

Bow unto my glorious nature.

 

[Aggressor]

Russians are definitely boring, and I am the rap king of the metal world.

Bow unto my glorious nature.

That's not something I would be proud of...

 

[ColdDarkNord]

Russians are definitely boring, and I am the rap king of the metal world.

Bow unto my glorious nature.

Im boring cos I hate rap and can't find anything funny in this crap. Sounds like beggining of Robin Hood: Men in Tights for me.

 

[spaffe]

Im boring cos I hate rap and can't find anything funny in this crap. Sounds like beggining of Robin Hood: Men in Tights for me.

haha do you dislike Robin Hood: MIT? that's just further proof of your dullnes

 

[Patric]

Nothing wrong with Russians, I grew up around them and Polacks.

 

[Muff]

Boring.

 

[rheap1]

I cracked a smile. That was pretty fucking silly.

 

[ColdDarkNord]

haha do you dislike Robin Hood: MIT? that's just further proof of your dullnes

whatever

 

[spaffe]

whatever

bah... come on, i'm just pulling your leg

 

[burning creation]

dude... that was the most retarded, infantile, piece of shit I have ever read.... what can I say I LOVE IT!!!! \m/ \m/
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MEN WILL FIGHT AND MEN WILL DIE, WARS WILL BE LOST AND WON.... but please never attempt to integrate Amon Amarth and gangsta' rap again... I no longer have any clean pants... oh wait... I didnt have clean pants to begin with... oh well