Viking Rap, yes you read right, Viking Rap.

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Just be thankful that this isn't Viking pornography.

*prays to the gods*

On another note, I find rap to be 'bleh.' I'd take incoherent black metal vocals that sound like they are recorded in a cave with a Fishers Price toy over the latest rap ensemble to grace MT any day. :>
 
Ok now you forced me to write something,seems everyone talked about it i had to complain too :D No.actually i didnt really find it funny but for all that are offended... Chill yo! Dont burst an artery man its a freaking joke... It seems to me that hating rap as turn into the typical "need to think that way when you listen to metal". I dont hate rap AT ALL... I dont like it either! So you dont like rap because you think the lyrics and music stinks!? SO WHAT? I find it hard to believe that rap sucks so much that it pisses you off!If thats the case then there is something called a psychologist,im sure you already heard the word somewhere somehow.Maybe you have some repressed memory or something :p
 
Here is my longer than usual thought on this topic/issue.

It's not necessarily rap per say but the music industry that is shoving this particular music into everyones throat. Every where you look at (TV, radio, commercials, etc.) all you see is this particular type of music and why? Me thinks not because it's the best/hotest music for the given occasion but because of the vicious circle made of of stupid lazy people and the music/media industry. Music/media industry is pushing what's making most $$$$$ and lazy ass average person buys basically what they're told to buy. No wonder little Larry (aka the wigger) from Nebraska thinks rap is the greatest thing out there as it's the only think he knows/was exposed to. Sad story if you ask me.
Even this forum couldn't be spared and some little Larry stumbled into this fourm and had to start this not so funny thread.

NP: Blut Aus Nord - Ultima Thulee
 
Pyaemia said:
It seems to me that hating rap as turn into the typical "need to think that way when you listen to metal". I dont hate rap AT ALL... I dont like it either! So you dont like rap because you think the lyrics and music stinks!?
Man, read Tomasz post and you will understand. Did you watch 60/60 this week? They had an interview with JayZ, guess what he said? he has an empire of rap and enternaiment valued at over 100 million dollars and guess what he said? 80% of the people buying this are white suburban kids...... get it, his concerts promote his thugs new singers/bands and his concerts are 70% filled with white kids? all this music is being bought by the middle-rich white american class suburban kids who have no clue of what it is to have it rough in the hood....... (same story with Eminem) I was also watching the same report on C-Span about pop culture with african americans. The report said the same thing, white folks are embrassing the black culture, acting rap, talking rap,.... while the average black folk doesn't even listen to that music. Thus said, rap is the last thing that should belong on a "metal" forum. It is already hard enough to go outside and not hear this shit everywhere, sadly enough it had to appear on this board. Say what you want but Tomasz post said it all. I could bet money and say that over 1/2 the kids on this forum won't be listening to DM/BM when they reach their 30's or even mid 20's for that matter. Rap today is a joke for white kids and it works wonders. I can just sit in my car and not stop laughin at the 18yo kid and his rap. This rap culture is all about showing off, yr car, yr clothes, pimpin' husslin' ... I could bet money that JayZ, Eminem and the horde of husslers are talented businessmen and are lauging at the white kids all the way to the bank. They are the Metalicca version of the hood, sellouts that black folks don't buy for that reason, they know better. That was my rambling for the day, some people just don't get it, regardless if this rap thread was supposed to be funny or not.
 
Yes you are absolutly right,that is the truth! Im serious, BUT, get over it.. this is how it is... i sure can laugh about it, can you? Your mad about the situation of the music/media industry? Are you gonna be pissed off about it forever?... just my 50 cent...errr. 2 cent :D
 
i just think its a stupid waste and you could all use a good slap upside the head. maybe me too.
 
alright, i'm going to ask that you in no way associate vikings with rap. it's horrible enough that rap was invented in the first place. then i got on this forum and i have to deal with viking rap?? come on man, what the hell. i know it was only a joke so i guess i'm probably being a litlle tougher on you than i really should, just don't ever do that again.
i nearlly barfed.