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[PlatypusJesus]

all i know is that on the first day of posting on UM.... i posted around once

My first day.....I got raped by mr. ledmag. Fucking redneck bastard.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha

 

[PlatypusJesus]

just mastrubate to a picture of her. be a man.

eehhmmm....
<rotInCunt> 1 in 10 canadian teen girls will suffer from a major depression each year. NdX with all those fucking depressed chicks it should be easy enough to mislead one and make her think you care about her and when she has her guard down... BAAAAMM!!! right in the pussy!!!
<NdX> correct
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> but, matt is one of those teenage girls

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you're gay

 

[PlatypusJesus]

alrighty.. later guys *yawn* night jeremy thanx for the ... excitement.. have fun at school

But...but...it isn't even late....what else do you have to do? Clean your room? Eat fire jolly ranchers? Pet your hyena? Masturbate to a pic of me.......err....I mean..................................Bake cookies?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

you're gay

I'm not the one who's face is covered in white cream.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Okay, I'm going to restart my computer now and see if I can get msn to work. Stupid...mother.....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[internally grateful]

god fucker... did she actually leave?

well, that's the end of this thread...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

god fucker... did she actually leave?

well, that's the end of this thread...

Yeah, she becomes bored easily. If I wasn't such a fun and social guy....she probably wouldn't even be my friend............................................hmm....................why does she grant me the privilege of being her friend?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No worries........this thread will stay alive. I will ensure that.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

god fucker... did she actually leave?

well, that's the end of this thread...

haha yeah

and with that, i go to bed

goodnight folks

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Goddamn it. MSN still won't work. DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Unbelievable. She was the life of this thread. How come I don't get this kind of treatment? What makes her better than me? Huh? If it's because I don't have a vagina...then.........you're mistaken.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Didn't I say I would keep this thread alive? Do not doubt that.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

This thread will not die. IT WILL BE A REPRESENTATION OF HER LIFE AND VIGOR! BLEARGH!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

:Spam::Spam::Spam::Spam::Spam: REMEMBER THE SPAM! LOVELY SPAM! Wonderful SPAAAMMMM!!! SSPPAAAMMM!!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Wow, I haven't posted this much in a long time. Thank you so very much Ebony Abyss. Time will now entertwine with memory. What the fuck am I talking about? *shakes head* *masturbates furiously*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

remember

 

[MajestikMøøse]

the

 

[MajestikMøøse]

good