Virgin of the Forum

[PlatypusJesus]

I never thought I'd say this, but I am getting bored of talking to myself.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

old

 

[MajestikMøøse]

days

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh, nico is here to entertian me. WOO!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The good old days......*sigh* Yes, when I was a child......raping goats and making sweet love to all of my family members. Hmm...not much has changed.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Jeremy

 

[MajestikMøøse]

?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I want to have your manbabies.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

.....but.........I'm still a little sore from the last one....so give me a few days.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*yawns* Okay.......email...and then time for me to leave.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

.....no.....way...........am I cursed? Holy hell......I can't log into hotmail either.............................SON OF A FLJKDFLHJDOIHGOIHJBG! WHYYYYY??!!!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*kills himself*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

here, you can have the title of postwhore lord back

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Still...not working...........................I'm so sorry.....I don't think I can email you......but....WAIT! I CAN PM YOU! YES! SOLUTION! Okay, when you get back on here, check your pms!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Okay, I have Yahoo messenger. the_soul_disintegrator.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Alright, I'm going to bed now, but when I come back, this thread better be at the top and booming with life....or else.............my incestuous wrath OF DOOM shalt be released upon your souls like a swarm of Janet Jackson tits. F34R!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well now, someone's been a busy boy

 

[Karmic]

eehhmmm....
<rotInCunt> 1 in 10 canadian teen girls will suffer from a major depression each year. NdX with all those fucking depressed chicks it should be easy enough to mislead one and make her think you care about her and when she has her guard down... BAAAAMM!!! right in the pussy!!!
<NdX> correct
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> but, matt is one of those teenage girls

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*bump*

 

[hornylittleminx]

*yawn* hmmmm my thread... is it.. alive? *ponders*