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[hornylittleminx]

... could you tell?

 

[Brett]

"did you get laid?"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

notice the quotation marks... that was actually me quoting one of my friends
whenever i say i am happy or in a good mood, thats what she asks

 

[hornylittleminx]

what do you think?

 

[Brett]

:Smokin:

What did you do today?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yes, give us the grim details, just to piss jeremy off

 

[hornylittleminx]

i woke up. i keep breathing. i came home. i got online.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*closes mouth*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you mean you weren't at home when you got up?

 

[hornylittleminx]

hahahah oooooooooh you meant who did i do today? lhahahahaha

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh yeah...I'm really really pissed now.....

 

[Brett]

Haha, someone in Arkansas is pissed off. What else is new?

 

[hornylittleminx]

how can jeremy be mad when he's the one who put me in such a good mood?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

OH MY GOD! You told them...that we....

 

[MajestikMøøse]

because he thinks that 25 degrees offset makes him inferior

 

[hornylittleminx]

. hahahahah.... urm.... ....

 

[Brett]

Remember Hannah that I am gullible so I'm gonna believe you.

Good work, Jeremy.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Yeah, he doesn't know that I have a hidden camera installed in his room and I watched the whole thing

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I love my banana.

 

[hornylittleminx]

banana? your banana? i thought.... but....... you said you loved me? remember? that's y i agreed to ...... jeremy how could you! you've broken my heart