Virgin of the Forum

[PlatypusJesus]

But my banana is what you love.

 

[hornylittleminx]

i need a new sex slave

 

[hornylittleminx]

anyone know where to get one?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You can have my banana.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

i need a new sex slave

I hereby volunteer my services

 

[Brett]

So do I.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well then, you can fuck each other.

 

[hornylittleminx]

part time or whole?

 

[Brett]

Well then, you can fuck each other.

No.

Full-Time, Hannah. :Smokin:

 

[hornylittleminx]

*full not whole lol

 

[hornylittleminx]

I hereby volunteer my services

... you have to be kinky... and i'm extreamly horny... jeremy knows... lol... i'm horny all the time

 

[PlatypusJesus]

She humps my leg constantly.

 

[Brett]

So your only hiring one?

I demand a..... well I....

*Ponders*

 

[hornylittleminx]

well, farewell all, i need to go find a sex slave.. or go to jeremys house.. or something.. later!

 

[hornylittleminx]

So your only hiring one?

I demand a..... well I....

*Ponders*

yes, only hiring one, but.. if you'd like to fill the position, you better come up with a reason cuz you've got competition lol ... got any whips or chains? perhaps candle wax?

 

[Brett]

Yes, my mother has a shit load of candles and very large one on our coffee table.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh, so you're bringing your mom into this too?

 

[Brett]

Good god no

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Dream on. *walks away*

 

[Brett]

Indeed I shall.