Virgin of the Forum

[MajestikMøøse]

And I know how to use them... well.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

.......................luckily I have this nuke.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

unfortunately for you... I have the detonator... right here *points to detonator in my right hand*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Unfortunately, the nuke is placed strategically in your room.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but... I have the nuke... and the detonator... thus, you don't have the nuke.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You're right............but I do have the REAL detonator. *pushes button* *nico lands on his front porch* Shit.......

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hmmm... im still alive... and I have my firearm.

Prepare to Die.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*grabs bazooka* *looks into nico's eyes* .......*nico's sweet....deep...........lovely........makes love to nico*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

RAPE!!!

 

[Spike]

if you had the patience to read though that entire thread you are bigger losers than us

And proud of it! :Smug:

I just thought I might interrupt you all and say, I'm no longer a virgin

.....of the forum, right?

Woo hoo, sex is great

Oh.

Then it is time for your penis to be chopped off, Used to Look Like Jack Osbourne Boy.

It's 'pneis'.... PNEIS! Get it right!

RAPE!!!

Oh SHADDAP! We all know you're lovin'it.

Oh, and aon a completely spontaneous and unrelated note, can someone plese tell me a what a 'chemise' is?

 

[Spike]

*Attemps to stab LoM with a grapefruit*











.........wow, I really suck at this.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

last time I checked, I thought a chemise was a like a blouse.

use a dictionary

 

[Spike]

and you think a dictionary is going to distinguish the difference between a 'chemise' and a 'blouse' (I mean obviously there IS a difference, otherwise why would we have two words for it? ) Hell I don't even know what a blouse is.*



















*Secretly just wants to hear Hannah say 'Chemise' again.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I secretly want to see your penis rot off. :Smug:

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

well just blow the whole forum up so we dont have a problem anymore ok

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[hornylittleminx]

by the way, boys, a chemise is what i'm wearing in my avatar.. a blouse is a shirt that older women wear, usualy to work you wankers! a chemise is a type of laungere, usualy see-through for the most part and very short

 

[Brett]

Cool.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Don't get any ideas. *glares at ground*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well forgive me in my lack of knowledge, as I am not an avid cross-dresser