WTF does Tony Danza to do with UM!?!? This is bullshit, whoever came up with it is just ripping off the guitar.com Miscellanous forum, where Tony Danza truly has his place (even though he narrowly missed out on the mascot spot to Colin Powell...). A person can only be eligible for being the UM mascot if it has a previous relation with it, not just cause it's "cool" at some other forum.
...or maybe I'm missing something and it's just a coincidence that Tony Danza also once prevailed on another forum.