Vote for me!

[neal]

with so many celeberties and rich people throwing their hats into the recall election i got to thinking: why the fuck not neal for governor? i mean it makes perfect sense. i have a very strong pro-metal, pro-cheeba, anti-job platform that i am sure to win! who the hell doesnt want to quit their job and smoke bud all day while listening to metal? i mean jesus christ it doesnt take a fuckin genious to see that i would rule at this job. all you have to do is make speeches and take bribes. i can do this. so please, dont cast your vote for a smut peddler, or a foreign actor, vote for me. i'll give you foreign smut. and weed. and metal. *gives the ole nixon salute*
-neal

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

you should give the siegl heil salute or something

anyway, I don't see the problem with Arnold

He's a well established actor, I don't remember him having a bad record
He's like, 50, so he's got a decent head on his shoulders...

I guess the only question I have
Does he believe in god?
If so....yeah, all my previous statments are therefore retracted

 

[Lillitu]

 

[neal]

only if you promise not to post any more pictures of shit in a toilet.
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I'm all for it. California's fucked up enough as it is, how could you do any worse? NEAL FOR GOV!

Pity I can't vote yet.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I don't know why, but im killing myself laughing at that piece of shit. is there something wrong with me for that?

 

[Captain Beard]

Penguin, all political candidates are religious, they're asked if they are, if if they say no, they lose the election. That fast. Damn Christians.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

This thread stinks.... No literally, it smells bad!

 

[The old Swede]

Penguin, all political candidates are religious, they're asked if they are, if if they say no, they lose the election. That fast. Damn Christians.

Satanism is also a form of religiosity. So if you´re asked if you´re religious, you answer yes and you win the election.

 

[neal]

oh come on. no one else wants to vote for me? its not like its any more of a wasted vote than one for somebody else.
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Well, only so many people here are Californians. I'd vote for you, but I'm 17.

 

[neal]

yeh i guess there's a lot of non cali suckers here. and you can register to vote without being 18. they never really ask what your age is. my friend registered when we were like 16 just to see if he could and it worked.
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Whoah. How'd you pull that off?

 

[neal]

you just fill out a form and im pretty sure it doesnt ask your age or birthday.
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Ah...It does now. I filled out one of those while getting my learner's permit, and they didn't let me submit it. Fuckin ghey...I'm definitely more informed than the jackasses voting down in Orange County.

 

[neal]

yeh. orange county is conservative as fuck.
-neal

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll vote for you, but I need a last name for a write-in.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'll vote for you, even though i'm 15 and live all the way across the country