Vote for Pedro

[Nate The Great]

Is there a better scene in any movie than the time machine scene in Napoleon Dynamite?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

many. too many to list.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Nate, I hate you now.

Pretty much the worst "applauded" movie of all time.

 

[Will Bozarth]

the movie looked like shit, so i did not see it.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

for once I agree with gugs. napoleon Dynamite was mediocre at best.

 

[Nate The Great]

Wow! Too much manlove around here.

You guys have no funniness in your blood.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

No.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no funniness? dude. I eat, piss, shit, sweat and breath comedy. Napoleon Dynamite was just retarded.

 

[Nate The Great]

You're flippin retarded!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

opinion noted. now go watch some real comedy.

 

[MFJ]

1st viewing: "hahaha, it was cool I guess"

2nd and so forth: Boring as fuck.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

recent comedies:

Old School
Anchorman
Wedding Crashers
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Napolean Dynamite

 

[Reign in Acai]

I rather watch Bennifer in Gigli over this crud.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Gigli was a LOT funnier

 

[Nate The Great]

Oh good God! Surely NAD understands the brilliance of Napoleon. NAD! Where are you?

 

[Reign in Acai]

I only seen 2 mins of the Dynamite movie. That's all I could handle of this annoying fucking twit. And with such cutting edge comedic dialogue like the excerpt below, did I really miss much?

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!


ME: WHAT THE FUCK?!??!?!?!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

that movie had a few funny moments. That are only funny once. A good comedy is one you can watch over and over and still laugh.

 

[lurch70]

you guys are fucking tards ... and have no skillz.

Pedro ruled so much in that flick

 

[J.]

havent seen it. the wife loves it.