Vote for Zsuzsa to be yer Troll Queen!

[Tut Ankh Amon]

since you want to destroy some mega-evil roughneck monstruosity..... could you help me with my toenails? :zombie:

 

[EagleFlyFree]

hey look, two fagheads together! why don't you two make out?

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Muhahaha, the bloody pirate feels his end

 

[towo]

Psssst, be wewwy wyet now, I'm hunting piwates...

 

[EagleFlyFree]

what's this, some french tongued linux nerd and some tree jumping pink hairless assed monkey think they're enough to bring me down?? and what's that other feature over there, a kebab chasing finntroll picture wannabe pretending my end is near or whatever??? holy crap, let me take a picture! then maybe i can sell its rights and buy you all a life! :-D

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Says the one who has a lunatic pirate as his signature, and is getting eaten by a furry monster on his chin =D

 

[EagleFlyFree]

i'm sure that kebab thought he was being eated by a furry monster through its chin too

 

[towo]

Matey: That was NOT french-tongued, it was Elmer Fuddish.

Zsuzsa: Don't say anything against beards, okay? Some people actually have and like them.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

oh :-D well ye can tote yer puny boomstick as long as ye want, even try and shoot me, but yell only find out that we pirates fear no stinking lead! har har har!

 

[towo]

I was not talking about lead. *locks missile one EagleFlyFree*

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

hey, keep me out of that, i just want to cut my toenails

 

[towo]

To prevent Naglfar from growing?

 

[EagleFlyFree]

what kind of pansy homey names his toenails???

 

[towo]

*cough* Naglfar ain't no toenail, it's the ship built of the toenails of dead warriors upon which the Fire Giants will ride the Styx at Ragnarök. Got it?

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

You are one uninformed pirate eef =P

 

[Yetti]

*bump*

 

[EagleFlyFree]

haha not this thread again... no more whacky rpg alter egos please

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Thou art one evil pirate and now I'm going to cast a fireball on you

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

*BUMP*

(yes, I was bored damnit... but isnt it nostalgic? )

 

[EagleFlyFree]

attemps to resist spell
spell resisted

casts maximized Isaacs greater missile storm
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)
eff damages Xuxa: 12 (magical)

Xuxa whimpers away crying like a puppy with its tail tripped on

i win


btw that spell is hugely out of hand... i killed the valsharess with only one of those and an empowered lesser isaac storm... there should be a saving throw so that not all missiles hit... also i have a lot of 9 level spell slots so i can cast one after the another, and since each does 240 magical damage, nothing is hard or even fun to kill haha