vous êtes une bande de fous.

^You don't use suis, because you aren't blatantly drunk forever. It's a state, I dunno what verb you use in french, but in portuguese there's a difference between ser and estar
 
Raistlin Majere said:
lol its the same way in turkish though. you say it like "im drunk" and its not a gay language after all :loco:
you guys should learn the way of real languages, cause you can't be drunk, unless you're fed with alcohol on the veins :p
although you can just be drunk for a few moments :loco: