Longest book(s) I've ever read was the Wheel of Time series. Actually, I didn't read the whole thing. I read the first book, which ruled, the second was pretty good, the thired was ok, the fourth was pretty good but slow, and I got halfway through the 5th before I realized......
What a fucking waste of time these books are. I mean, what the fuck, he's doing 13 fucking 800 page books. How the hell can someone keep reading these Fantasy books? They have no goddamn substance! They're just a story, which is cool and all, but if you're gonna dedicate yourself to reading THIRTEEN HUGE ASS BOOKS, you CLEARLY have no life whatsoever. I got halfway through the 5th book and said to myself.. "Wow, I simply dont care about what happens enough to subject myself to reading all this shit."
What a complete waste of time. I'd rather read something I can get something out of. Goddamn.