Wasted, Met a kool cshix, plus found Simpsons DVD's in garage

[KILL TULLY]

Drank lots, am wasted, met cool chick, found Simpsons SEASON 1 DVD's in Garage, now watching, drinking lemonade, in bed, on laptop. I AM GOD

 

[lizard]

Drank lots, am wasted

met cool chick

in bed, on laptop.

isn't that a little uncomfortable?

I AM GOD

if all it took was alkihol, wooooooo