Way off-topic, but definitely oldschool (warning about boats)

[Bryant]

I have decided to buy a boat. I have looked at literally thousands of boats and even jet skis trying to find what it right for me. One FINALLY popped up. It is called an Aristocraft Nineteen. It was manufactured between 1968 and 1980. This boat is SO ME !!

Bryant

 

[Internally Deformed]

There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.