Wednesday Night Whopper

[Shpongled]

 

[Captain Beard]

Meh, just malt. Get back to me when you have the hamburger.

 

[Swabs]

Aw, I thought this would be about:

*Beaten to it *

 

[Captain Beard]

See? You've misled two people now!

 

[Shpongled]

I don't discriminate when it comes to Whoppers. This thread welcomes burgers!

 

[Captain Beard]

I had the triple once. Way too much meat. But now meats and candy malts can live in harmony!

 

[Swabs]

*Insert joke about large penis being an adequate "Whopper" here*

 

[Captain Beard]

A whopper can also be an Italian with a baseball bat.

 

[Swabs]

In backgammon, an exceedingly bad move is called a "double whopper".

 

[Sentient 6]

I pity the fool that has not tasted a Red Mill burger, unique to the Seattle area, these are the shit, so motherfucking good..

www.redmillburgers.com

 

[Captain Beard]

From the Red Mill menu:

Bleu Cheese N' Bacon Burger
Crumbled Bleu Cheese, Pepper Bacon,
Lettuce, Tomato, Mill Sauce on a Kaiser
Bun

Well, if I ever return to Seattle, I'll give it a try.

 

[Swabs]

I have to say, nothing beats the combination of Bacon + Cheese + Burger.

BUT! Only good hand minced beef, you know, the beef that is slightly crumbly. And I like the outside of my burgers slightly burnt. Charcoal is a good seasoning.

 

[Shpongled]

I pity the fool that has not tasted a Red Mill burger, unique to the Seattle area, these are the shit, so motherfucking good..

www.redmillburgers.com

Truth, although it's been way too long since I've had one. I used to live right by the one in Magnolia. MMMM delicious red meat!

 

[lad]

I had the triple once. Way too much meat.

No way... Really?

On another note, I tried some Angus Burger meal a few months ago, and it was rank. Conveniently, the BK in Perth is being demolished.

 

[Captain Beard]

You speak to someone who has such a thing for meat it's only nonsexual because he prefers human females, and alive. And he says too much meat.

 

[lad]

I stand corrected.

 

[Cephalopod]

I could go for some Whoppers right now...chocolate, meat or otherwise.

 

[Shpongled]

You speak to someone who has such a thing for meat it's only nonsexual because he prefers human females, and alive. And he says too much meat.

Just because you 'prefer females' doesn't mean you can't (or shouldn't) experiement. Variety is the spice of life, you know!

 

[Shpongled]

I could go for some Whoppers right now...chocolate, meat or otherwise.

Why not all 3 at once?!

 

[Cephalopod]

Why not all 3 at once?!

Chocolatey meat...meaty chocolate...I don't think I could hang it