Never mind that. What the fuck happened to candy cigarettes?
Did those anti-smoking gestapo tax the shit out of them like they done with Marlboro, or was it some hippy bitch who's got no bizniss squeezing out a kid complaining to the superintendent about how the fake cigs'll warp her child's little mind, all while the brat's playin Brain Spatter 2 on X-Box and fightin for his life with the other snots in a brutal daycare and finally seein his mom at like 9 pm and callin her YOU FUCKIN BITCH because she insists the snotface eats his beans which he doesn't want to because he prefers candy cigarettes but he can't have any because his liberal bolshevik bitch of a mom spent all day lobbying the goddamn politicians and bureaucrats to eliminate candy cigs instead of raising her child to be a respectable human being rather than th depressed enraged animal he's become, fighting for survival and fighting candy cigarette fuckin withdrawal!
Shit!
Jurched