welcome back, Jesus!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Don't make me pull the pagan truth out!

You know, ive heard some funny nicknames for the penis, but that one takes the cake.

 

[E-bortion]

Jesus wasn't a bad guy, but he was never divine. Every "divine" detail about Jesus is directly ripped off of Mithras (and several other pagan gods). That whole death, resurrection, 12 apostles, mission to save man, virgin birth, son of a god, born in a manger with shepherd, called the shepherd, eucharist, all taken from the cult of Mithras.

Jesus was a political rebel who died a fitting death.