Well, this fucking sucks.

[Ryan VH]

3 years ago is last time i actually had it cut to short. then i just grew it out and got few trims

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

been about 3 years for me

 

[Captain Beard]

Trims don't count, they keep it healthy.

 

[EricT]

havent goten one in 7 1/2 months

Still doesn't make you straight...

 

[Ryan VH]

Still doesn't make you straight...

does every n00b get as much shit as me?

 

[derek]

No, it's mainly just you.

As I said, though, they are all just cynical, jaded mother fuckers.

 

[Ryan VH]

No, it's mainly just you.

As I said, though, they are all just cynical, jaded mother fuckers.

if its me, then what have i done that gets me shit?

 

[derek]

Whole multitude of things. Mainly just trying to fit in, etc etc. Don't worry about it, just don't feel the need to impress.

Or maybe they can smell the gay on you, I dunno.

 

[EricT]

Whole multitude of things. Mainly just trying to fit in, etc etc. Don't worry about it, just don't feel the need to impress.

Or maybe they can smell the gay on you, I dunno.

The latter.

 

[Ryan VH]

Whole multitude of things. Mainly just trying to fit in, etc etc. Don't worry about it, just don't feel the need to impress.

yeah i guess thats true. sorry guys about it all. ill just be my normal self instead of acting like someone else.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

By the way, that's a picture of a very wee Isabel on the wall behind him.

 

[derek]

Highly developed gaydar huh?

I suppose it helps when you're out cruising for ass.

 

[EricT]

Highly developed gaydar huh?

I suppose it helps when you're out cruising for ass.

The things I was smelling on castro street...

 

[derek]

By the way, that's a picture of a very wee Isabel on the wall behind him.

Ahem, You're still tiny.

 

[EricT]

Ahem, You're still tiny.

Stole my joke, sorta. I was gonna say "Still haven't grown an inch, eh?"

 

[derek]

Let us coordinate:

Derek: Isabel, yo' tiny, foo'!

Eric: Daaaaaamn! she small! Let's get chilli fries!

Derek: Hail to the mighty god that made you, chilli fries, fuck yes.

Sorted.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm not that small.

 

[EricT]

Indeed.

 

[derek]

We could deem you cute, but cute is not grim enough for you

 

[EricT]

I'm not that small.

Yeah, and its not like I have much room to make the height jokes either...