Work sucks

[Junkie]

Work sucks.
The site that proves it doesnt have to.....
http://www.freewebs.com/currynightinhell/

The writer is a freind of mine and is taking submissions. mail him anything you think suitable.

Tell him the junkie made you do it. That'll piss him right off.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

"OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT!!!! I MISSED THE PUTTING CHEESE ON FUCKING BREAD SEMINAR LAST WEEK – COULD YOU LEND ME THE NOTES?"

Holy shit. This is fuckin hilarious, man. It's like Trainspotting without the heroin (yet). Thanks for the link.

"Call me superstitious but usually, if we sent something to America we don’t want it. For example, George Michael."

Jesus H. Christ impaled on a breadstick. Brilliance.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hahahaha!!!! excillent !!!!!!

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

Laughed out loud through the whole thing. Very good.

 

[Junkie]

He's already been through the heroin. And that is possibly our only tale that isnt funny and wont be posted.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Work sucks.

Agreed. I'm a cashier at a fucking supermarket! A CASHIER! Fuck! I'm a dude! WTF!? I dislike it. Standing sucks.

 

[Ophidian_]

“It’s a fucking distillery what did you expect Lemon Pledge. Enlivening citrus smells pumped in to invigorate the workers. Or maybe an aromatherapy lounge?”

HAHA...that's awesome man. Good shit.