k, so ... wtf??

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

who has long term in mind when phone sexing? freak.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

My favorite person who ever came into the store where I work was a really fat guy with reeeeally painfully tight shorts and knee-high shamrock socks. He was balancing a bible on his potbelly and went around blessing all the DVDs and TVs.

 

[Enemy242]

since theres already some wtf stories in here i'll post the most disturbing thing that happened to me today

so i'm at the hospital to visit someone and my mom and i were leaving so i decide to use the bathroom on the ground floor because the drive home is like 2 hours.
so as i enter the bathroom (multi stalled and urinaled) i see this guy standing at the sink with no pants on and his underwear on the floor and his bags and jacket in the corner of th eroom (the jacket on the doorhandle to the bathroom from the inside) so i'm like uhhh ok then i realize he's wetting down toilet paper and wiping his fucking ass, standing at the sink and shuffling into the stall to flush it away. so i'm like holy fuck what th efuck and just jump in the stall to take my piss and i figure ok when i come out he'll realize he's been spotted and will stop. so i come out and stand literally right next to him washing my hands and he's still there fucking doing it so i'm like what the fuck and leave and he acts like he doesn't even see me there.
then this cleaning mexican lady comes in and looks at him and is like OH SHIT (mexican mexican mexican) sorry sorry and closes the door, and i'm like wtfffffff standing there waiting for my mom. as i leave my mom makes a call outside and the fucker comes right next to us, stands and starts reading the paper so i'm like oh fuck but finally i was able to leave. weirdest fucking thing i've ever seen.

 

[Captain Beard]

My favorite person who ever came into the store where I work was a really fat guy with reeeeally painfully tight shorts and knee-high shamrock socks. He was balancing a bible on his potbelly and went around blessing all the DVDs and TVs.

Thank you for making me visualize his squashed, painfully constricted scrotum.

 

[Captain Beard]

since theres already some wtf stories in here i'll post the most disturbing thing that happened to me today

so i'm at the hospital to visit someone and my mom and i were leaving so i decide to use the bathroom on the ground floor because the drive home is like 2 hours.
so as i enter the bathroom (multi stalled and urinaled) i see this guy standing at the sink with no pants on and his underwear on the floor and his bags and jacket in the corner of th eroom (the jacket on the doorhandle to the bathroom from the inside) so i'm like uhhh ok then i realize he's wetting down toilet paper and wiping his fucking ass, standing at the sink and shuffling into the stall to flush it away. so i'm like holy fuck what th efuck and just jump in the stall to take my piss and i figure ok when i come out he'll realize he's been spotted and will stop. so i come out and stand literally right next to him washing my hands and he's still there fucking doing it so i'm like what the fuck and leave and he acts like he doesn't even see me there.
then this cleaning mexican lady comes in and looks at him and is like OH SHIT (mexican mexican mexican) sorry sorry and closes the door, and i'm like wtfffffff standing there waiting for my mom. as i leave my mom makes a call outside and the fucker comes right next to us, stands and starts reading the paper so i'm like oh fuck but finally i was able to leave. weirdest fucking thing i've ever seen.

One of the retards I used to work with did that.

 

[Liverslapper]

i use to work at walmart.....and you know what, people tried everything they could to save 2 cents. They will tell you that it was "half off" or they will come up with anything they can to save any kind of money.

Walmart was an easy job...it was dealing with the people that was a pain in the ass, people were very impatient.



When i was selling cars at planet ford....people would try anything they could to get the best deal on a fuckin car...even if it was a few bucks, ad deals ect...


people are a strange race...

 

[Söy]

just cause no one else has said it yet, but umm laura keeping up with aggressive drivers is probably NOT a good idea, especially when there's 1 of you and many of them...

even more so if, as i want to assume, this is in/around Prince George County...?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, retail sucks and people suck ... but i've been in it for a fairly implausible time. ive been at walmart since early june, because fye was too overstaffed and the manager couldn't give anyone hours. a friend convinced me to apply at walmart and my year at fye is actually getting me started at $8.70/hr, which isn't half bad. with the exception of a handful of them, my co-workers are a highlight of the job but i tend to hate the people i work around and the people i work for ... both the managers and the customers are at around the same intelligence level, honestly. i guess that's that way it goes with any retail/customer service place, though.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, retail sucks and people suck ... but i've been in it for a fairly implausible time. ive been at walmart since early june, because fye was too overstaffed and the manager couldn't give anyone hours. a friend convinced me to apply at walmart and my year at fye is actually getting me started at $8.70/hr, which isn't half bad. with the exception of a handful of them, my co-workers are a highlight of the job but i tend to hate the people i work around and the people i work for ... both the managers and the customers are at around the same intelligence level, honestly. i guess that's that way it goes with any retail/customer service place, though.