OH DUDE! Ok, another story I had forgotten all about.
Last week, I was showing Tropic Thunder at 9:40pm and this guy came in with his girlfriend/wife/fiance/friend/whore whatever and as they were approaching the door, he got up right behind her like he was trying to hide something between them as they came in. He was looking very suspicious and such, she bought the tickets and they started to go in the theatre. I didn't see anything there, so I decided I was going to let them go get sat down and comfortable before I confronted them. I figured he was carrying alcohol or maybe outside food/drinks at the least. Right at the door to the theatre he turned right and went into the bathroom instead. I couldn't believe this guy would be this stupid if he was carrying something under his hoodie. Sure enough, I followed him into the bathroom, and opened the door. He was standing at the urinal taking a piss, and a HUGE bottle of chardonnay was beside him sitting in the sink. He and his friend (out of the group of 4 of them that came in) were the only ones in the bathroom. I walked up behind him, took the bottle, turned around and as I was walking out, he said "what the fuck man!?" I turned around and told him to shut up or I would have him escorted off of the premises by law enforcement. His friend started laughing and making fun of him. I did however give it back when they left, I just thought it was really funny that he snuck in a huge bottle like that.
