Funny Things

amuse your fellow posters with the humour.
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[font=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important
their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he
walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my
son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your
Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women
give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hardbodied, well hung, male
stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."
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so these two gay guys are pushing a turd back and forth to each other in a spa...and this guy walks up and looks at them and sees the shit in the water and says "HEY! what the fuck are you two guys doing" one of the couple jumped up real fast and replied "hey back off motherfucker we're teaching our son how to swim!"
 
Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time ?
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Because he does not know he is black.
 
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the only new jokes ive heard lately are racist, but if i say any, someone might think im serious, and start squakin at me, and blah blah blah so forget it. i dont need that hastle.