Were you saying "BOO' or "BOO-URNS"?

[Ecstatic Youth]

I was saying "BOO-URNS".

 

[FrostGiant]

I bent my wookie.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[Brooks]

Ewwwww.... I'll take crab juice...

 

[Poison Godmachine]

And the forum reaches a new low....



Bob Dole will now read from the necronomicon

 

[Nevermorian]

D'oh!

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

can anyone tell me what this thread is all about?

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Homer: I can't believe my little boy is already going on his first
date. [sings] Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset...
Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...
Yes, we have no bananas...[weeps]

Marge: Oh, that's sweet Homer. Our son is growing up, isn't he.

Homer: No, it's not that. Didn't you hear? They have no bananas!
They have no bananas today...[walks off crying]

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

simpson.....thx anyway

 

[Poison Godmachine]

Who wets the bed NOW Milhouse!

 

[Emperor Nakoo Hiryuu]

(sings) You put the beer in the coconut and drink it all up, you put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away. (Throws an empty can over the fence, and Flanders says "Ow!" Repeat twice.) (Sings again) You throw the can a...(Reaches for a can)

(Conversation with Marge about laziness...) (Walks away and throws the coconut at Ned.) GOD.........bless him!

 

[NFU]

My stomach tastes like burning

I sleep in a drawer

You killed the zombie flanders....He was a zombie?

Vampires are make believe...like elves gremlins and eskimoes.

How could we forget the bate...thing beauty...the bathing beauty?

It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us...you cant help but feel a little rejected.


::bows::

 

[neal]

marge: this family is getting so lazy
bart: im not lazy im just...umm...lisa finish my sentnce
lisa: finish your ownnn zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.


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[Unregistered]

Chief Wiggum: Alright boys, set your night sticks to "whomp."

Lou the Cop: Hey chief, mine's stuck on "twirl."