What are you? (this is too much fun)

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm

I am a funky biscuit who loves to stroke mexico.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

hahahahahaha, cool, I am a strong chick magnet who loves to nuzzle lions.

 

[Captain Beard]

I am a lecherous titan who loves to nibble beavers.

Well, I suppose. Their tails taste good.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hah awesome

 

[a guy...]

Corpulent Titan loves to flick toilets.

Sure.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I love this one: I am a confused manwhore who loves to fuck hot bitches. It's so true.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I am a very large hooch who loves to mount hooters. Damn, all of these are so true.

 

[a guy...]

A carcinogenic bitch who loves to locate lions.

What the hell???????

 

[a guy...]

A pathetic peck who loves to Hail Mary beavers!!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I am a godly sex god who loves to megaFUCK orcas. The first part is so true.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I just want to inform everyone from the start that this one is not true, but apparently this thing believes that I am a very large perpetrator who loves to swallow penises. I am so not.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahah isn't that thing great?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

This thing rocks, I could do this all day. I am a monstrous penis who loves to sniff dildos.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haha its the funniest when the things don't make sense

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I am a monumental footworshipper who loves to grow coke junkies. Yep, I was hoping no one would find out, but I have a whole garden full of em' in my backyard.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha hook me up with 'em coke junkies man... to hell with coke, i just want to use the junkies...

 

[a guy...]

LOL this is the best link to come along in a long time, WT!!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

I am a pathetic boytoy who loves to taste penises...

 

[a guy...]

and so it goes...

A foxy manwhore who loves to fatten pumas.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahah thats great a guy...


i'm glad ya'll are enjoying it...