What are you? (this is too much fun)

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i am a foxy vixen who loves to stroke calzones

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I am a foxy sea captain who loves to swallow scarecrows. I am also a foxy fish stick who loves to pull nipples.

 

[Incendiare]

I am a pathetic foot worshipper who loves to deflower blow-up dolls.

Interesting.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i am a sexy porn star who loves to fatten huskies

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i am also a funky lizardman who loves to taste ears (definitely)

 

[Yetti]

im a caged pimp who loves to deflower hellhounds

 

[a guy...]

A titanic virgin who loves to stomp octopi.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

cock-heavy lobster
who loves to
conquer octupi
octupi???

 

[a guy...]

Also a malignant felcher who loves to punch Wile E. Coyote.

 

[a guy...]

octupi???

More than one octopus.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I am a busty felcher who loves to punch hookers. I am also a boob-sucking bastard who loves to sluuuuurp huskies.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

octupus is one of the tastiest sea food things by the way
acompanied with vinegar it kills.

 

[Incendiare]

...a titanic bicycle who loves to flick tigers.

 

[Yetti]

im a penile hootch who loves to explore cunts

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I am a masturbating pinup model who loves to hug Geemo!!!

 

[a guy...]

For the record, Stealer of Dreams is a....Pathetic cab driver who likes to eat bears.

 

[a guy...]

Imagine being magically transformed into... a busty manwhore who loves to corner dinosaurs.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, I am a godly sausage link who loves to worship pumas. And I don't know if this is true, but this thing says that a guy... is a tiny raver fag who loves to megaFUCK toilets.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

This wouldn't work on my computer, so thanks to A Guy for clicking it for me. I'm a Tiny Perpetrator who loves to Fuck Bears and a Pathetic Cab Driver who loves to Eat Bears. Geez, what's with all the bears?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, if you don't like that you could be a confused pimp who loves to orally explore football malamutes.