What did my puppy eat?

[Nate The Great]

Her farts are KILLING me!

That's all . . .

 

[NAD]

This is Birkie. He weighs around 30 lbs. and doens't eat a whole lot. He has the dick to prove himself a male, but has a tendency to act like a little girl a lot of the time.

This is Bear. He weighs about 60 lbs., resembles an old Jewish man, looks like he smells bad (but doesn't), constantly knocks shit over with his unruly tail, and eats rocks, shit, dirt, bugs, and everything else that gets in his way.

Guess which one farts so much he gets kicked outside at least once a night? Birkie.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

sorry i shouldn't have left my goulash sitting out like that

 

[J.]

I feel ya, man. My two big dogs fart all the time. I usually go to bed after the wife and the dogs, so when I walk into the bedroom, it reeks. I swear I could light a match in there and the house would explode.

Try different foods. We buy the bigass Beneful bag. It's weird, the Healthy Weight formula makes them fart up a storm, but the normal formula helps keep the farts in I guess.

 

[Nate The Great]

She eats dead things outside . . . or cow shit . . . or shingles that blew off the roof the other night . . . or my shoes . . . I don't think her dog food is the culprit. Her terrible farts come and go. She's been stuck inside a lot these past couple of days because we just had her fixed and the incision needs to heal. I think shes just getting her revenge.