What Every Man Wants For Christmas

[spioraid]

I love breasts of all shapes and sizes! Sometimes a body needs small breasts in order to look good. Imagine a ballerina with the breasts of Pamela Anderson. That would look fucked up!

Not to mention totally hard to dance with too.

 

[_Protoss_]

missing the "cook" button :Smug:

 

[paladin shredder]

missing the "cook" button :Smug:

actually it does have a cook button.

 

[Metaltastic]

Not to mention totally hard to dance with too.

Hahaha, depends what your definition of "dancing" is - for me, the only kind of dancing I'll ever be caught dead doing is grinding, and there's nothing like a fat pair of hooters rubbing against you (as you listen to the worst music on god's green earth, oh well :Smug: gotta make sacrifices sometimes!)...ooh baby gotta control myself, I'm in the library

 

[RockGuitarX]

I like the GIVE ME: 1.Beer 2.Sex 3.Food That's the big 3 huh?

 

[DominikJW]

Already got one. I think it's broken or something, cuz I tried it multiple times on my girlfriend with absolutely no effect

 

[Metaltastic]

YOU JUST NEED MOAR POSITIVE THINKING, DAMMIT!!

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Already got one. I think it's broken or something, cuz I tried it multiple times on my girlfriend with absolutely no effect

Maybe she's not a girl after all.......

 

[DominikJW]

Maybe she's not a girl after all.......

Nah, checked that, no surprises down there

YOU JUST NEED MOAR POSITIVE THINKING, DAMMIT!!

Hahah true story dude! btw. theres an album called Positive Thinking by Acoustic Alchemy, its like moody instrumental soft-jazz and its absolutely great