what i saw this past week's tour

well the dudes in the movie definitely weren't up to ron jeremy standards. however, the weird thing was that it was the first porn i had ever seen where a guy loses a hardon while having sex.

and it wasn't hermaphrodite shit porn but one dude did suck the shit off the other dude's cock a bit so it had a gay element to it as well.
 
as long as greg nutted to it, that's all that's really important here.

On a more personal note, I always wanted to try that thing that Sly Stallone is reportedly into, lying down under a glass table and having a female poop on it.
 
there was also an instance where the movie's dominatrix tried a few times to shit on someone but couldn't manage to push the turd out. It was actually a porn of failure; i'm sure someone's got that fetish too.
 
that's people who get off on relief (in two senses of the word)

Like they kinda want to get shat upon, but not really, yet they still want to take one for the team, so they set up underneath and breath a sigh of relief after the chick fails to wiggle out her turtle head, then proceed to ejaculate.
 
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