What I want from SANTA fucking CLAUSE

[nik]

Dear father Christmas please could you send me the following as i've been a good boy all year...well nearly but snowbollocksplow did fuck me off

1. world peace....aaaaahhhhhh..well if it means wiping all the jabbaworkies,spearchuckers,camel shagging allah pigs of the face of the earth with that special dust you carry then i'd be good forever and so would 'bobo' c.

2. years surply of red stripe

3. Billy to hurry up and release the new dvd...and maybe a m.o.d tour/album

4. t-mann to convert to budists and start being nice to muffy....

5. did I mention the red stripe......

p.s.....the jacks for you,milk for the dear laced with laxo for your trip over something stannie where it smells funny...no not france (come on coveru it is xmas even i will be nice to the frogs)..and the porns under the sofa....(sound familiar guys/??).... .


What do you guy's want the big fat man to bring you.....

 

[CoverUinOil]

sant be fuckin nice and bring me that awsome pro tools HD rig i've wanted for so long...and a lifetime supply of condoms oh and also diapers, those things are pretty expensive

 

[Hawng]

I seen mine already........Jackson soloist hardtail, with EMGs...........Im so excited...........I played it in Guitar center.........about shot a load in my pants.................I love going there and playing, I get a crowd of people watching everytime I do............

 

[johnnieCzech]

Crashes! Holy fuck I broke my last crash like a month ago.

 

[prime666]

A wining lotto ticket.

 

[katatonic_fear]

I have to go with nik's Red Stripe idea...and a Paul Reed Smith Custom 24 Ten Top. Leave it to me to want something that costs $2,500.

 

[katatonic_fear]

I have to go with nik's Red Stripe idea...and a Paul Reed Smith Custom 24 Ten Top. Leave it to me to want something that costs $2,500. But I might as well milk that fat bastard for something I can't get on my own. Either way, I'm not sitting on his lap.