what is the deal with all of these rumors about jim?

[Dead_Lioness]

heheheh
not just *A* penguin! A retarded one !!!!!!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

C'mon now LoM, that cold november night in that motel when you were put in that *special position*......you said you didn't feel violated at all.

dirty.....well, after what we did..................

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You really were drunk that night weren't you rp. It wasn't me who was in that position, and I also wasn't the one who cried and bled. I am really sorry about that rp, I didn't know you were a virgin. Okay, I don't want to get out of character, but I must say that this is starting to get disgusting.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

 

[DecTV]

After a semi boring bar night this is really amusing.

 

[Captain Beard]

*Scratches head so profusely that a funny clear liquid begins to form.*

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

your minds semen?

LET ME FEAST!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, you said that that faithful night too.....without the minds part in it.

 

[Will Bozarth]

(THE SMILIES HAVE RETURNED!)

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

...

...

...

Does anybody know how fucking hilarious this is at midnight after a long day of running around San Francisco looking for Testament CDs? I think I broke my brain laughing.

Guerilla, I'm sensing a fear of commitment evident in your relationship issues. Perhaps the reason you go from partner to partner is because of some cataclysmic event in your past which caused you to become afraid of being tied to one person, and seek solace in cheap motel oral sex. If you overcome this deep-seated pain, you'll be capable of carrying on a normal, monogamous relationship.

Alternately, you could just be a slut.

 

[Captain Beard]

No mind semen. My semen is not manfluid, but molten souls that I have eaten. It will melt any man that touches it. Women are immune to it, though... They claim it tickles.

 

[neal]

what. the. fuck.
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Reminder to self: Avoid NoLordy's semen at all costs.

 

[neal]

yeh, it should be easy because another of your principals should be "avoid bakersfield at all costs" as well so you should be able to keep away from him and his demon seed.
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Bakersfield?

I'm very sorry, NoLordy. I feel your pain.

 

[neal]

yeh. thats where korn is from. i think the most famous dude out of my hometown was the guy who drew the 'peanuts' cartoons. good ole charles schultz.
-neal

 

[Captain Beard]

What hometown is that, neal? (Charles Schulz was a secular humanist, you know. He despised religion.)

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, on a side note, I am an hour from Bakersfield, not in it, luckily. It's a desolate town with nothing but oil wells and idiots.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hehehehehe

indeed its funny !

 

[neal]

Originally posted by NoLordy Capone
What hometown is that, neal? (Charles Schulz was a secular humanist, you know. He despised religion.)

Santa Rosa, CA born and raised. now i live bout 15 min south tho.
-neal