what i've learned on tour by greg massi

As far as energy drinks are concerned, I only ingest Guru, which tastes like a pharmaceutical citrus-drink! yummm...
Heh, there's this girl in my office who invariably falls asleep a half-hour after drinking energy drinks. She's got a contrary metabolism. And a fine ass.
 
nothing, NOTHING, i say, beats the japanese energy drink "chocola BB" (it's got nicotine in it. NICOTINE!)

number two = korean energy drink, "lipovitan", which tastes like liquid flintstones vitamins.
 
OMG I love Flintstones vitamins! When I was a kid I used to come home from school and go straight for the cupboard with all the vitamins in it, scoop out a handful of stone-vits and sit in front of the TV. Good times.

Now that I think about it maybe that's what stunted my growth...