What should I name my band?

[LostInFog]

Here is some names I cummed up with.

 

[Static]

ERGH! Those are all HORRIBLE names!! Ick!

None of those how about:
Babies Carcass
Satans Little Helpers
The Clinically Depressed Dental Flossers
Yaaako Wazzoo What?
Grim G Rappars
Fossil Squad
Mad Muthafuckers

Or some more serious names:
(in alphabetical order)

Arson
Bitter Cross
Cracked
Dark Minion
Exterminated
Frozen Soul
Grazing Clone
Hidden Lark
Icicle Morning
Jaded Tempest
Kurtain
Lice-Machine
Mourning
Nameless
Organ-Mosis
Prosthetic Ice
Quarry Mantis
Razortooth
Slithering Gore
Triggerfoot
Uber Ass
Vicious Beating
Weed Ranch
X-Track
Yesterday Died
Zoop

Got bored. There you go, pick one. Which ones best?

 

[Monsterxman]

Not sure what kind of music you play, but how about:

Gay Guys

I think that's a cool name and probably not taken either.

 

[Static]

Originally posted by Monsterxman
Not sure what kind of music you play, but how about:

Gay Guys

I think that's a cool name and probably not taken either.

Here they are folks: 'The Gay Guys!'.

Boooooooo!!!

 

[LostInFog]

Hee hee hee. I kinda like triggerfoot.

 

[LostInFog]

Would anyone else care to vote? We are progressive mechno (which means metal/techno). Used to be called deep fryer, other founding member relocated. Now it is just me, for a little while. I don't have anything available to listen to yet, unfortunately.

 

[Monsterxman]

Thanks man for the history of the band, now I feel like I can help
out a bit better with the name thing.

How about:

Gay Guy

That way you can always add an "s" to the end of it if you get more members.

It might sound a little too evil, I'm not sure.
Let me know what you think?

 

[LostInFog]

That could work... But I'm not Gay, so no. Only stuff in the list

 

[R.I.P.2]

All the names in the list are pathetic. And Mechno?

 

[LostInFog]

You are so encouraging! It is remotely based on humor, too much alluding to american things though.

 

[The Sound Gardener]

How about "The Ass Rapist(s)?" That's a sweet name. Since techno artists are gay and metal is brutal, I think it fits perfectly.

 

[Finnn]

"Un Keiner Eir" if you mean the sentence out of Tools' Aenema that is "Und keine Eier" which is german for "and no eggs".

 

[Staffan]

Maybe you should try something serious

 

[Static]

Go with 'Quarry Mantis'! I think that name is awesome and I'm glad I came up with it. Sounds like a really progressives groups name!

 

[Stondis]

Off your list: Hot Carl but Quarry Mantis is better...

 

[Jeremy]

I kinda liked Satan little helpers.... reminds me of Santa

 

[IntoObscurity]

Sexcopter! Wait no you can't have that. It's my gimmick bands name

 

[/Z/]

I don't like any of the names that have been suggested so far. But what the hell does metal-techno sound like. I don't think I could imagine anything with that sound. If anything it must sound like nu-metal without lyrics, or sampled lyrics.

 

[IcemanJ256]

All of them suck except "The Roast Beef Curtains." I'd buy anything by a band with that name