What thing on a man turns you on ?

[The Emptier]

i like my men with hairy poops

 

[Undefined]

Physically, I like tall guys. I'm 5'8/1,72 so tall is good for me. Long hair is a serious plus and a nice face. I have a thing for cheekbones and jawlines. I've realized eye color isn't that important; it's the shape of the eyes, how they're placed in the face's composition and what they say to me. I hate really muscular types, but I also dislike too-skinny and out of shape frames.

The most important thing though is brains. I don't just mean "deep" conversation and intense bullshit. The guy has my attention if he can stay on his toes, come to attention, handle my brutal black sense of humor and rebound equally well. I need a challenge for my wit and spirit. If he can't make me laugh without really trying then he won't survive.

You totally described me, except for the tall part. I'm 5'9''. Or the nice face actually.

 

[The Nerevarine]

Ohh yeah heartless your only sin is being pretty

 

[Undefined]

Ohh yeah heartless your only sin is being pretty

<----- see I'm actualy pretty godamn ugly

 

[The Nerevarine]

You look like some I don't know insane/shocked guy

 

[Lady_Relic]

You totally described me, except for the tall part. I'm 5'9''. Or the nice face actually.

Add the funny part as well.

 

[The Emptier]

he reminds me of me

postjump

 

[Undefined]

Add the funny part as well.

I am funny

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

I like guys who I can totally be myself around and respect and accept me for who I am. They shouldn't be idiots or full of themself because I'll kick their ass if they are. Umm...good taste in music, good sense of humour, and NOT SHALLOW.

As for the looks part, I love long hair and eye colour doesnt really matter but I kind of have a thing for greenish eyes. I like facial hair and I like taller guys (5'8-6'0 is good). I'm not really that picky...

 

[lvk104]

the list (in order):

1) musical talent - generally trumps any lacking in the looks department
2) humor/wit - by this I mean can he get into a battle of insults with me and WIN? can he beat me in a debate? it's rare, so when I meet a guy who can really get into it with me it's incredibly attractive. If somebody can tolerate my fucked up sense of humor that's great, but if he can give it right back to me I fall in love
3) voice - again, if you're hot but you whine like girl or grate like a chainsaw, I don't want to talk to you OR have sex with you
4) hair - long, and anything but blonde
5) eyes - any color as long as they're "deep." I realize that's no description at all, but think Johnny Depp eyes
6) hands - gotta be musician or artists hands (longish fingers)

 

[RiderOfJustice]

where is the alexis is teh gheyz0rz option?

 

[Igraine]

I want all those things in my man!

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

I like eyes and lips like that

size


I also love beards (it's a friend of mine, who was in Norway one day ago)

so, this is some kind of dudes who attract me

but simon is too tall (1m92)

 

[The Nerevarine]

I am fucked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deadly]

@Rox: wow, i like the Norway-visitor... *drools*
he's got all those things AND pie!!!! ZOMG, he's perfect!

 

[The Nerevarine]

 

[Swabs]

I think my cheekbone are ghey too pointy

 

[devil's lil girl]

@ Rocksane......that dude is HOT....where did ya find him at??? too tall.....NEVER....not that guy

 

[SteveAwesome]

*walks into thread naked, but with only a cowboy hat in front of my nuts"

So...any of you ladies ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[devil's lil girl]

WOOO right on!!! you just walked in here so casually....
Turkish prison??? wtf!? as a matter of fact, i was released on bail yesterday (or do they do that? )-----you crazy white boy