What will women look like 10 years from now?!?

[Reign in Acai]

It seems like the evolutionary scale of women has been rocketing towards the cosmos at the speed of sound. What was once a 10 in 1970 would not even hit the scale at 6 in today's competitive meat marketplace.

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1970 Playmate of the Year

Here we have a typical Jackie Oh'nasssassass doppleganger perched upon a 68 Chevy Challenger with nothing but her furry beaver that runs up to her tailbone, acting as a sole absorbant. Angela Dorian, a woman of natural beauty.

Flash Forward ten years to 1980...

Young Dorothy Straten of small town Eeyore North Dakota. Turn ons include bunnies, the Ramones, and men who take charge. The past ten years have provided women with the timely lesson that it's a good idea to lather, rinse, repeat. "Always" pre-wings are soon introduced in to feminine circles nationwide.

Moving along to 1990...

Ahhh fuck this, I'll continue this post later, I'm going to bed.



TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[dill_the_devil]

Best thread ever? Purely in the 'intellectual anthropological evolutionary discourse used as flimsy mask for boobies thread' sense, that is...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Its easy, just look at the new barbie/ bratz that are avilable in toy stores...
I remember having barbies when I was 6 years old, and they were all "sporty elegant"
nowadays, you get the clubbing/ street outfits and the sluty look.
some might argue that the sluty look is better than the elegant one, but what do I know.

 

[Mormagil]

i don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but you know a lot about looking elegant

 

[AsModEe]

queer

 

[MajestikMøøse]

JonBenet Ramsay

 

[Reign in Acai]

i don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but you know a lot about looking elegant

Thanks bro, I didn't think anyone noticed.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Women will soon evolve into plastic. That's when the fleshlight becomes a needed product.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol!!! I want one of those.

 

[Captain Beard]

They're worth the price of not having to maintain a girl's needs.

 

[spaffe]

The sluttiness has to hit the roof sooner of later, and then we will have a return of the demure, dignified and mysterious type of woman! Men will tread warily and act politly when meeting these haughty creatures.

I can hardly wait :hotjump:

 

[Evil?]

Nice.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I predict wearing nothing but a bra as a top will be fashionable in ten years. Aslong as the bra is either sporty or sophisticated.

 

[Mormagil]

just one of many things prophesied by seinfeld

 

[MajestikMøøse]

The sluttiness has to hit the roof sooner of later, and then we will have a return of the demure, dignified and mysterious type of woman! Men will tread warily and act politly when meeting these haughty creatures.

I can hardly wait :hotjump:

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=259596

LETS GO

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I hope women go back to being sophisticated. Im really tired of looking at the same girl 100 times in the mall or on the street or anywhere really. They all look exactly the same. Fake. Of course they may look better on the outside but as soon as you date them for awhile or marry them they all balloon into hefers and hate you for the fact that you still like video games and football.

 

[Night Mare]

You sound pretty bitter about something man.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Isn't he always bitter?

 

[Night Mare]

I would be bitter if I had a fat wife and liked football.
No offence.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahaha night mare wins