What's going to get me through this nightmare of a day?

[VangelicSurgeon]

guh.

 

[minxnim]

my god, i dunno if any of those options are good enough! i hope this board isn't boring all day. i may die.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you think of some fucking answers

i like buddy holly all of a sudden

i'm sorry, i don't mean to be mean. I need OJ.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

whoah what the good christ

nizzatron posted this on Aug 01st, 2003 at 09:13:04 ami'm in the mood to tell stories for some reason lately, this is another one involving my dad. In the navy, some guy in his barracks had a cast on his arm for a few weeks. He complained it was itchy for a few days. One night he woke the whole barracks up screaming, and he was smashing his cast onto the bed frame and walls, screaming "get this fucking thing off me!". they removed the cast and there were all kinds of insect larvae eating my boys arm.

 

[avi]

why don't I see mind-altering substances on the list?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

why the FUCK can't I edit poll options?

 

[minxnim]

that story is awful.

add:
420
mushrooms
ICE CREAM
klonopin
punching bags
voodoo dolls

how are those for some answers!

ALKALIZE YO'SEF

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

whoah actually I have a voodoo doll right here.

 

[Russell]

Don't some places actually put maggots in casts in open wounds? They only eat dead flesh, so as long as they're clean it actually helps the wound heal a lot quicker

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

KLONOPIN. like, 8 of them. that would be good.

 

[minxnim]

dude... see if you lived here, i could give you at least 10 klonopin ON THE SPOT.

also, you know... today i keep making the error of reading 'random' diaries online and man now i am just BUMMED OUT.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

hell's bells

 

[FrostGiant]

I'm drinking much coffee. I'm very tired. I want to go home.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

my skin hurts

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

oh my god I want to kill this woman who's talking to me right now

 

[FrostGiant]

At least I don't hurt. That's a bonuts. Only 2 more hours and I get to take a .5 hour nap.

 

[minxnim]

i have an inexplicably very stiff neck today. UNCOOL.

and my coworker (whiny mcwhinerson) just called in sick because she 'had trouble sleeping last night'.

 

[xfer]

my upper back is inexplicably stiff and brittle-feeling this morning, too--i have no idea why.

friday! 3pm dismissal!

 

[avi]

there were danishes waiting for me in the office this morning. can't complain.

 

[xfer]

i think they're called "danes"?