What's going to get me through this nightmare of a day?

[minxnim]

maybe xfer and i were having a fist fight last night in a dream! why did you punch me in the neck!?

 

[FrostGiant]

My cousin did that. He worked 2nd shift, started at like 2 or something. He told me he couldn't fall asleep till a little after I left for work. I always left for work at 6:15 in the am. By my calculations he should have gotten a minimum of 5 hours of sleep if he cashed out at 7 and woke up at noon, with a possibilty of 6 hrs if he sleeps till 1. I called him a fucking wuss for not being able to run of off 5 hours of sleep. I didn't like him at all and he was the worst roommate ever (well, he was no tard roommate). He had his buddy sleep on our couch for 3 months. He told me it'd only be a week or two. We got no money. Well at least I didn't. He might have. Did I mention I don't like this guy.

 

[deadair]

i'm having an ok morning...

josh... you should just start killing people. i'd like to see the inside of your office... you know they would put that shit on the news.

 

[avi]

digital camera + killing spree = posting gold

 

[minxnim]

i dont think josh would fare well in cedar junction state prison guys. don't encourage him!

 

[xfer]

i punched you in the neck because in my dreams i have fists like axes and i was trying to behead you!

and sine i hurt directly between my shoulder blades...you must have jumped me FROM BEHIND!

 

[minxnim]

well, i study ninjitsu. we're sneaky like that.
sorry.

 

[xfer]

i also imagine youre much shorter than me and struck me with a karate-choppy overhand WHACK.

this is making it really hard to sit at a desk. thanks.

 

[minxnim]

sorry
oh well.
i'll do some yoga as soon as i get to my dad's and it'll be gone.

 

[xfer]

see you tonight!

 

[minxnim]

this time i'm bringing my dad! you'll be sorry!

p.s. is this why i got up this morning and shaved? you bastard? hahaha

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I love how every thread on this stupid board turns into xfer talking about something stupid with someone else

 

[minxnim]

i was JUST about to say that right now josh has two voodoo dolls of me and xfer and he's sticking pins in their neck and back. then i was like, no i won't say that, josh is just having a bad day!

 

[xfer]

i shaved last night for the first time in a long while! my underarms were starting to look decidedly masculine!

your dad will be like "that axe-handed kid has hairless underarms and i can't hit a girl!"

 

[minxnim]

yea my dad would totally clown you for that. he'd be like 'AMANDA BROUGHT BACK ANOTHER LIVE ONE SUE"

 

[xfer]

i'm going to shift the whiny mcwhinerson label over to josh! defend your threads from offtopicizing better, pansy.

 

[minxnim]

sorry josh

 

[xfer]

hey preppy do you like tamarind? i think the soda is great and so is the fruit but the Goya nectar? gross.

 

[minxnim]

are you trying to draw me into a subject changer and make josh hate me!?!?

 

[xfer]

i finally realised why i hated guacamole for so many years! finally last year i went ahead and made some and it was awesome, so i've been eating it like mad...i bought a tub from the store last week for the first time ever and it was HORRIBLE. so i think the only guacamole i like is fresh, alex-made guacamole.