WHAT's UP, BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS!

[FuSoYa]

I counted 51 times that Mixmaster Mike shouted this during his 45 minute set tonight. That works out to 1.13 times per minute.

Now, I figure the average number of times that the average person utters this line in their lifetime is .3 times.

There are 524160 minutes in a year. This means, that at Mixmaster Mike's current rate, he will have shouted WHAT'S UP, BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS 592,300.8 times in one year.

The average person lives for 74 years. There are 6 billion people on Earth.

In an average lifetime, Mixmaster Mike would have shouted WHAT'S UP BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS 43,830,259.2 times. Considering the fact that there are 6,000,000,000 people on Earth who each have a quota of saying WHAT'S UP BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS of .3 times in their lifetime, this means that Mixmaster Mike, in his own lifetime, would have said WHAT'S UP BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS enough times to satisfy the WHAT'S UP BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS quota for 146,100,864 people, or in more comprehensible terms, the equivalent of almost 3% of the entire Earth's population.

 

[xfer]

I'm recusing myself from this thread.

 

[minxnim]

.......

 

[Russell]

But he isn't presenting his radio programme for the entire year

HA

 

[FuSoYa]

Damn you, Greg encouraged it!

 

[The Dope]

How did you figure the average number of times the average person says "What's up, Boston Massachusetts!" in their lifetime?CITE YOUR RESOURCES!

 

[Russell]

American radio stations must be really interesting

 

[FuSoYa]

Resources: this was just a logical mathematic deduction based on the number of times Bostonians say this vs. the number of times performers say this vs. the number of times third-world dwellers and arabs say this (i.e. zero)

An interpolation of all these figures can be found at The East London Museum in South Africa in the coelacanth section.

 

[FuSoYa]

Russell- Mixmaster Mike opened for Guns N Roses (it was a live show!)

 

[minxnim]

5^2 (4x7) – (n-x^2)/(n-x)= NO

 

[xfer]

i wish Avi were here to throw up some NERDS action.

 

[FrostGiant]

Originally posted by the_preppy
5^2 (4x7) – (n-x^2)/(n-x)= NO

Since NO generally equals Zero then:

(n-x^2)/(n-x)=700

So if n was the number of times WUB was said per hour which would equal 68 then x=623.80284877992.

But what is x?

 

[FuSoYa]

x can be the number of sanity points that i lost while being forced to endure his crappy set.

 

[The Dope]

What sort of stuff does Mixmaster Mike perform in between "What's up, Boston"s?

 

[FuSoYa]

he had a couple turntables and was just scratching over beastie boys beats, Jay Z, Black Sabbath, and he really really fucked with Seek and Destroy something awful.

 

[FrostGiant]

My bad. That equation actually has 2 answers. 623.803 and 76.197. Sorry.

 

[The Dope]

Oh......so he sucked.

 

[The Dope]

And the name Mixmaster Mike held such wonderful promise......

 

[FuSoYa]

During his set this trashy 20 year old Boston accented ho was trying to get me to buy her and her friend beer, and trying to flirt, to convince me to do so. So like it was either, pay attention to mixmaster mike, or pay attention to this ho. I honestly wanted to take a potato peeler to my cornea.

 

[avi]

dammit - I have the image bookmarked at work, but not at home. and I'm too lazy to find it on another thread.