I starting to think about a scene from Fawlty Towers now.
Guest: Stop mention the var! (i start spelling it with a V now instead)
John Clease: But you started it!
Guest: No I didn't!
John Clease: Yes you did, you invaded poland didn't you?!
Guest: Stop mention the var! (i start spelling it with a V now instead)
John Clease: But you started it!
Guest: No I didn't!
John Clease: Yes you did, you invaded poland didn't you?!