I know it's fashionable wif th' kids these days to be unpatriotic and all "I hate my country" an' such, but the fact is, Albion is a marvellous place.
I just happen to reside in its arse.
Trust me, you don't live in the arse. The underside of the scrotum, maybe, but not the arse. Come to my home town.
So what is yer fave place? There can be no better region than East Anglia. I love motoring 'bout Norfolk and Suffolk and seeing the terrifying fields and woods, and stopping at country pubs and laughing wif/at the locals, and going to the bad seaside towns, and looking for mushrooms in the Thetford Forest, and chucking buckets of piss on the twats at Sandringham House, and having odd encounters in Bury St. Edmunds, and feeling the Anglo-Saxon feeling, and doing the doddee-doddee dance.
Fuck! EAST ANGLIA, HERE I COME!
I just happen to reside in its arse.
Trust me, you don't live in the arse. The underside of the scrotum, maybe, but not the arse. Come to my home town.
So what is yer fave place? There can be no better region than East Anglia. I love motoring 'bout Norfolk and Suffolk and seeing the terrifying fields and woods, and stopping at country pubs and laughing wif/at the locals, and going to the bad seaside towns, and looking for mushrooms in the Thetford Forest, and chucking buckets of piss on the twats at Sandringham House, and having odd encounters in Bury St. Edmunds, and feeling the Anglo-Saxon feeling, and doing the doddee-doddee dance.
Fuck! EAST ANGLIA, HERE I COME!