Where do pubescent sheep chicks get their lawn mowed

Where do pubescent sheep chicks get their lawn mowed?

  • Woolworth's

    Votes: 4 57.1%
  • Pioneer Valley Luthier

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • the cool side of the pillow

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • the USMC "baas baas"

    Votes: 2 28.6%

  • Total voters
    7
man i have such dreary memories of woolworth's

did you ever eat there? i can't imagine sitting at the counter and eating woolworth's food!

actually, i guess my dad brought me to a sort of woolworth's diner that was somewhat attached to one that was situated in a mall. crazy memory.
 
another: i once thought my mother abandoned me in the same mall woolworth's and it was the only time i had her paged via front counter. i was looking at a maximillian toy from THE BLACK HOLE one second, and the next i have this void-ish feeling of being utterly alone. a weird feeling.

the funny thing is that i pretty much get that feeling every day i drive into work and it's goddamn thrilling now
 
It's a different mix. No vocal layering, no keyboards, no bass. Just stripped down acoustic versions. I actually like some of the songs better that way so I figured I put those versions on it too.

And I vaguely remember eating at woolworth's.
 
i recall woolworth stores growing up, but the one i remember from downtown Evanston, IL had a counter you could eat at, at least at some point in its past. i don't think they actually did anything with it at the time though. but that was the last remaining Woolworth i recall functioning. it closed before i graduated, so like 1995-6 it closed. i recall seeing a bunch of storage crap piled up in boxes in the windows.
 
there have only been two movie moments in my life where i had to look away from the screen,

one was the Large Marge freakout in pee-wee's B.A.,
and the other
was Maximilian buzz-sawing Alex
 
Roll = 3, fumble.

and you turn a vaguely subtle reference into a blisteringly obvious one, alerting the half-sleeping orc who leaps to his feet and bellows "So I herd you liek mudkips!!" which is answered by cries of "Promotion, damn it, promotion!" further down the tunnel.

The other members of the party hiss at you to pitch the bag of infinite injokiness as far away as possible.

roll 6 or better for adequate distance.

mustard yellow