i'm more bosnian than bostonian, so it weren't isomebody else besides me voted for the baas-baas!
Getting obscure in-joke reference: +2 geek points
Making note of same: -3 cool points
roll 12 or better for save
Roll = 3, fumble.
and you turn a vaguely subtle reference into a blisteringly obvious one, alerting the half-sleeping orc who leaps to his feet and bellows "So I herd you liek mudkips!!" which is answered by cries of "Promotion, damn it, promotion!" further down the tunnel.
The other members of the party hiss at you to pitch the bag of infinite injokiness as far away as possible.
roll 6 or better for adequate distance.