Where the fuck is Amos?

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Yes, I AM Amos, but, well, I'm the one that does these pointless things...

 

[azal]

I voted for the teabaging...sounds like a party.

 

[Black Winter Day]

you SHOULD be doing bong rips instead of making posts like this! i'm guilty too, tho

 

[DecTV]

Call me distorted but I voted for the light of Christ. Will there be another Heyzus coming? Get back to us in nine months.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

So,Amos has lost herself again?
I think it's all of the options-Amos is getting raped by the light of Christ on a street corner in Canada,handing people Hitlers(?) having an engaging conversation with ledmag's cattle(which she stole from his farm in Ketucky)while doing bong rips and opening a bag of laffies to eat whenever she gets the munchies.I think I hit all of the options,didn't I?

 

[neal]

oops. i got confused and voted for what i was doing. did someone say bingers?
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Getting raped by the light of christ, just like the virgin mary.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Originally posted by Lord of Metal
Getting raped by the light of christ, just like the virgin mary.

That would be incest,wouldn't it?Kinky...

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I was gonna add "here" and vote for that, but that's just too damn obvious.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah. Well it does say that Jesus is God and God is Jesus so......

 

[neal]

fuckin arkansas, man. i mean what the fuck.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Why don't you start a Where the fuck is Retarded Penguin poll amos.

 

[Ethereal]

btw amos in greek means sand

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Well, I know where she was tonight. All over Max

Congrats on getting molested, Max

 

[Captain Beard]

Wait, what?

He got laid?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I said molested, not raped.

 

[Captain Beard]

Molesting also includes genital fondling, miss.

Rape would be funny, though. I'd lend her a ninja costume.

 

[Chromatose]

Molesting sounds about right then.

 

[Captain Beard]

She touched him in the bad place! Did he say "NO!" and then tell an adult?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Max looks pleased with his situation.

I'll refrain from posting the video, which is basically the second picture in motion >_>

When it was about to be midnight, Laura's mom called us all upstairs to get champagne. So we all went upstairs, except for these two...looked down the stairs and they were in plain view getting pretty hot and heavy. Then LAURA'S MOM walked in on them and said something to the effect of "Whoa...you guys had better go get your champagne!" Laura looked absolutely horrified during the countdown