Well, fuck me sideways...

[famousamoswillkillyou]

... it's Amos' birthday... yes, I know you don't care, but it's my birthday, so you have to pretend. As I embark further into teenage Hell, I'll be enjoy the sounds of Nevermore and gulping down NyQuil by the bottle (the vodka bottle upstairs is, unfortunately, empty)

I don't expect any special shit, like people telling me happy birthday and all that nonsense, I just wanted to mention it, for some odd reason... It just felt like a good excuse to post another one of these pointless threads.

If you wish to flame me, please do so elsewhere. This is my fucking birthday thread, and I'm going to try to be happy today, so fuck off.

And if anyone has a big banana... I'd still like a bite.

 

[Karmic]

hurray for you.
lets bake a cake

 

[Karmic]

its made with bananas

 

[Tee]

Happy birthday, Ame!
Nah, Karmic, she love's cakes nice and leafy, damnit!
Hip-hip-hooray!!!

Still, I can't offer a banana, not for a bit, nor in a cake... :Smug:

(But, cheers, mine was a month ago, and nobody saw it either... WTF... Nevermind. )

Enjoy Nevermore!

 

[lizard]

have a good one...here's a celebratory bratwurst and sauerkraut for you...

 

[Tee]

for the birthday menu. LOL

(I wanted to say "for a bite", )

 

[Karmic]

btw how old are you now?

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

happy birtday...?

 

[neal]

you should take some bong rips to comemorate this momentous ocasion.
-neal

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Thanks everyone!

BANANA CAKE! Yeah, leafy cakes are good...

Don't worry, Neal. This birthday's going to be overcelebrated when it comes to bong rips.

 

[lizard]

you could always sprinkle a generous amount of weed in the banana cake batter...when I was in college we had some shitty dope and put it in brownie mix, wtf...I ate one, waited half an hour, nothing. ate two more, nothing...ate a fourth, and I was lumbering down the dorm hallway like a zombie from Night of the Living Dead, man I was fucked up! I'd see friends and call out, "Mushgadrooleramagogogogobbboooo!", with trails of drool running down my beard

 

[Will Bozarth]

haaaaapay birthday

 

[Black Winter Day]

Originally posted by neal
you should take some bong rips to comemorate this momentous ocasion.
-neal

that's your solution to everything, neal. in fact, when asked what America should do about Iraq, you'd say ""take some bong rips, bizzatch!"


not that i disagree or anything

 

[lizard]

if Saddam did more bong rips he probably wouldn't kill so many of his own relatives.

 

[Van Williams]

Happy B'day!!!! I'll do a drum solo for you next time we come to your town.
ha ha ha


Enemies is coming out sooner than later guys!!

Heres a sample of some of the songs we have written.


www.eordemos.com

 

[Will Bozarth]

lame, but i clicked ont hat link out of curiosity

 

[Pilgram]

Ha ha sucka's.. I thought you take a bite.

 

[TrueBeliever]

Is it physically possible to fuck someone sideways?

 

[jimbobhickville]

I think I'd get arrested if I fucked you, so I'll pass. But happy birthday anyway.

 

[Will Bozarth]