Well, fuck me sideways...

My solution to everything would be to turn on some Heavy Fucking Metal. But, if you want to smoke weed, all power to you and have a happy birthday.
 
au contraire, my young friends. observe this "Seventh Sexual Position from the Perfumed Garden," from the ancient book of sexual techniques, the Kama Sutra.
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This position doesn't exactly look like "sideways"... :guh: It's a mere "wave your leg in the air, and wave it like you just don't care." :D