Well, fuck me sideways...

[Mama]

Happy Birthday beautiful!!!!!

love

 

[PlatypusJesus]

My solution to everything would be to turn on some Heavy Fucking Metal. But, if you want to smoke weed, all power to you and have a happy birthday.

 

[Captain Beard]

*Farts*

 

[Captain Beard]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Karmic]

eeeeeeeew.... now the brownies taste bad....

 

[Tee]

Farts for the introduction...

All clear! Bang!

 

[Karmic]

ok, now this is just getting childish.

 

[Tee]

Well, for a change, and we're celebrating Amos' b-day....

 

[Karmic]

right.

 

[Tee]

holy shit, greeny owns us all. and stuff.... LOL

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Fucking someone sideways... I doubt it could happen... but it's an interesting thought nonetheless.

 

[lizard]

au contraire, my young friends. observe this "Seventh Sexual Position from the Perfumed Garden," from the ancient book of sexual techniques, the Kama Sutra.

 

[Tee]

This position doesn't exactly look like "sideways"... It's a mere "wave your leg in the air, and wave it like you just don't care."

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Holy shit, dude... creepy... What's with the little figures? They should've used real people...

 

[lizard]

I guess they figured real people would be considered "porno" and plus they'd want to get paid besides getting laid. another great handbook for the uninitiated is the classic "The Joy of Sex". of course nothing beats first hand exploratory experience.

 

[lizard]

this is some funny shit...

http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/animated.html

 

[neal]

i like how the flash from the camera is noticably brighter in one of the frames.
-neal