Where will you poop?

Where will you shit?

  • Anywhere, just give me some TP

    Votes: 9 32.1%
  • My house ONLY.

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • My house only, unless it can't wait.

    Votes: 7 25.0%
  • My house and friends' places/work only.

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • My house and friends' places/work only, unless it can't wait.

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • Other (explain)

    Votes: 2 7.1%

  • Total voters
I'll fucken shit anywhere. On the ambulance you really cant shit in it unless you're a patient, go figure, so i find a nice restaurant between old people dying and leave a Godzilla size load consisting of the 5 eggs, 4 pieces of whole wheat toast, 2 cups of coffee and the New York Times i ate that morning. Gotta have the New York Times.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
I once took a shit out of a moving vehicle when I was in Baghdad...it may not have been the most gratifying shit physically but by far was the most entertaining.

After that, I can pretty much shit anywhere, regardless of anticipated stink, people around, people watching, whatever.

Oddly enough, I have to piss in seclusion. I hate pissing in public toilets or areas.
Aye I can't generally can't piss when there's people about, shitting is fine, but pissing just doesn't want to work in the vicinity of others... Unless of course I'm out on a pissed up wobbly with friends and desperately need to go.