Where's the strangest place you've ever taken a crap?

[JayKeeley]

I once took a dump on top of Mount Sinai in Egypt. I mean, it's not like there are any public bathrooms up there. We smoked an enormous amount of weed and I got the shits, so I found a crevace in the mountain and let loose a small, but neat, bowel movement. Of course, there was no paper handy, but I did have an empty Marlboro box...the scenery was so phenomenal, it felt like I was leaving my seal of approval.

It's good to be back at RC.

 

[Ellestin]

I once took a dump on top of Mount Sinai in Egypt

Must have been a Holy Shit, then...

 

[JayKeeley]

Yes, it was quite a divine experience. I looked down at the turd (as you do) and noticed the image of Mary looking back at me...

 

[lizard]

dude...you may have actually taken a dump in the exact same spot as Moses!!

 

[JayKeeley]

I even pissed on this bush that was on fire. I thought I was saving the day!

 

[lizard]

also I regret to say I once took a piss on the Reichstag.

It's hard to believe that this:

is now the beautiful city that Snow2Fall lives in.

 

[General Zod]

Your backyard at your kid's B-Day party.

Zod

 

[Ellestin]

It's more beautiful on the pic (save the flag) than what it looks like today.

 

[JayKeeley]

Your backyard at your kid's B-Day party.

Zod

In the backseat of your jeep.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I must admit that I don't think I or anyone else can top shitting on where God told the Jews the 10 Commandments.

 

[JayKeeley]

*remembers scene from History of the World pt 1 where Mel Brooks, dressed as Moses, walks out with the 15 Commandments written across 3 stone slates...and then drops one*

 

[Dark One]

Backstage at Wacken sitting next to Jens Johannson.

 

[lurch70]

also I regret to say I once took a piss on the Reichstag.

It's hard to believe that this:

is now the beautiful city that Snow2Fall lives in.

oddly enough, in the current issue of Time Out New York ... the cover article is about porn. It mentions that Berlin is THE city to go to if you are into scat and scat parties. It seems the Germans like to smear and be smeared ... it seems to be called "kaviar" in porn talk.

Mauren ... care to chime in?

 

[lizard]

I think the japanese are the kings of all manner of twisted porn. something to do with living in such a rigidly conformist society.

but Berlin, yeah, has always had a reputation, for decades even, of decadence.

 

[lurch70]

Yeah, the Japs are mentioned of course in all areas of twistedness ... but Berlin is the king of scat supposedely.

 

[NAD]

it's odd about the japanese because they are rigid, but then again they openly encourage their weird sexual fetishes at the same time. beautiful people.

i can't think of the weirdest places i've taken dumps, but there certainly have been many dangerous situations. lonely rest stops 50 miles away from anything, dangerously bad bar shitters, girlfriend's houses, etc.

mt sinai though, that's the fucking winner right there.

 

[lizard]

well....it's no Mt. Sinai

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

the campfire, while it was burning.

but i'm defeated utterly by Sinai.

 

[lizard]

Nad, I'll always remember what Mia said her defense would be if she was caught with her computer full of porn:

"hey, I can't help it...I'm Japanese!"

 

[NAD]

haha mia rules.

i'm surprised e-bortion hasn't shown up to answer the topic at hand with "in a girl's mouth."